So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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