It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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