I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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