shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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