They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
im on a boat
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