Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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