Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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