That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
This is my gift to your gina
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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