yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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