After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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