...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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