I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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