I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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