better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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