so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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