what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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