Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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