If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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