Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
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