4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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