Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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