i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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