come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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