talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Randomize
