What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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