He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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