If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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