Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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