If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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