you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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