What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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