in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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