i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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