so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I cockslap morals
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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