quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
