Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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