pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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