i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
You dont lie about slip and slides
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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