drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Randomize
