Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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