3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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