i don't plan on having that self control this summer
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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