As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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