you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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