nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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