i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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