So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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