is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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