: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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