I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I love you.
Bad choice
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