I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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