it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
