i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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