I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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