dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
