honey bunches of taint.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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