If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just had sex on a roof
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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